the most obscure democrat/decepticon comparison EVER!!!

edited content from

Groups » [adult swim] » Topics » Ask Almighty Megatron Anything.

-------------------

>>Ahaha! this topic is awesome megatron!

>>

>>How come Optimus Prime always ends your most diabolical

>>schemes due to incompetant minions that you have? Why

>>dont you program and assemble better decepticons, that

>>can shoot hydrogen bombs from the eyes and shut down/cut

>>off the power to optimus prime? This way, you wouldn't

>>have to worry about the autobots and take over the

>>universe...Just an idea all knowing megatron... -dav!d

>>

>

>I figure if Optimus prime has a bunch of bumbling morons

>on his side it would be unfair not to have them on mine.

>I'm evil but i have my honor. Besides you ever hear of the

>stuntacons? They're like super auotbots yet they still always

>lose. fucking television... -megatron

>



what?!?! "hmm, better get more morons to be fair to optimus." ahahahah

this is the answer that made me laugh the hardest so far..

must... restrain.. bringing up democrats... -me

-------------------



ps, fatty new blogfeatures, looks like i joined this right as they add
the features i care about. subscription-city, here i come. (beats
clicking thru profiles that don't dramatically change just to see IF
anything changed in the blogs section..)

fuck my friends, i had a great time

circadian kicked ass. i ended up driving the drummer home from an afterparty, which is just the cool kind of night you can have in milwaukee (go see an awesome band, end up hanging out). when i first showed up, i ran right back home because i can't beleive i forgot to burn a cd for the oraganist/pianist. every time i listened to their cd, i kept thinking "this guy's gotta hear this other cd". now, first show in a year, and i forgot to bring it. so, i burned that, came back, and gave him the cd. i started a few dead-end conversations with whoever was next to me, hit n miss, till i played a couple good games of pool with a guy. i ended up following him to the afterparty, and just about everyone in the band EXCEPT the organst/pianist showed up~ fun crowd of people at the place: i asked where they hang out so i could run into them all again. the concert rocked, and i'm really glad they recorded the show, or so they said anyway, and i'm guessing it'll be online at http://www.circadianmusic.com/ whenever. so i get to hear the parts i missed, AND throw the awesome performance in the face of my bastard friends that ditched me.

is it really asking SO much to find other responsible, mature people with irresponsible and imm

sometimes i hate my damn friends..

man, i've told them about the circadian show all week, and they all bailed on me. it pisses me off to no end. they agree to it all week, i get my hopes up for a good size crowd, and then noone even bothers to call and say they planned otherwise. i call THEM 2 hours before the show, and they say half of them are going to a bonfire way down in south bumfuck, the rest have other plans.

i go to see some of these people's bands pretty regularly though i don't give a shit for their music, just to be a friend and have a good time with them, i buy my share of drinks for ppl, drive ppl when they need it, enjoy their company, do what i can to make sure everyone's included, etcetc but when i try to get people to try something i'm interested in (or even just here in milwaukee instead of south bumfuck) i don't even get the dignity of a 'no', i get yanked the fuck around. hell, i don't even get told about the bonfire, i guess becuase they're all so goddamn nonconfrontational and wuss out on telling me they'd rather not. i'm just about ready to become spiteful and ditch them entirely, because this is a regular pattern with them and i'm wondering if their company is worth the frustration.

they're good company in the vicarious sense, that's why i hang out with them.. (aka, they make me laugh) but none have jobs better than a smart higschooler could get, and that's about where their maturity/responsability levels are: teenager. this whole nonconfrontational passive/aggressive thing midwesterners have where it's ok to make plans, then change your mind and make no effort to notify the person you initially had plans with.. i loathe it so. it was infinitely worse in minnesota, but milwaukee does it too.

is it really asking SO much to find other responsible, mature people with irresponsible and immature senses of humor?? maybe that answers itself..
still, i beleive that should be almost common for ppl my age. reality isn't supporting that beleif.

so here i am again, with something i really want to do, and no people to enjoy it with.
i liked it better when i had a ton of cool people to do things with and nothing to do.

myspace, ya gotta help me with this! ;_;
(he said, pretty much beleiving this won't really be read, sigh)

well, i'm going to forget about those assholes and go have a good
time at the concert. at least my dog appreciated being let out for a
while longer while i stopped in to write this rant~

-g

eyes.... crossing... must,.,, problemsolve...

i was working until about 3 am last night, as i tend to on sunday
nights (i like the tv shows, working while i half-watch) when i
gave up what i was on to go to bed. i took what i had and pushed
it up to the office where i work, tested it, and it was allllllll fucked up.
well, not visually so, but the login button didn't do a thing.
worked fine on my computer. i'm like ok, i'll just throw the previous
version i had on from a zip. same problem. whaaat the fuxx0rz...
so i'm up till about 4 until i decide my eyes are crossing, my mind
is failing, i gotta get some sleep. often, i can't sleep like that, under
stress, because if the program doesn't work, the entire building doesn't
work. i got up and in before most of the people got to the office, rebuilt
the project the same way i had last night, pushed it up again and thank
god it worked. programming for microsoft shit is often standing on
moving ground... i'm still not positive of the cause

one girl's computer still wouldn't let her log in even though everyone
else was working ok. i tracked it down (do you know how hard it is
to websearch up good info with words like "button click fail"?) as a
knowledgebase issue that has some pretty bs solutions, but i try anyway.
get this, this is what fixes it: i had to delete the shortcut to the app
from her favorites and re-add it. how in a million years is anyone
supposed to possibly figure out the favorites list has anything to do
with keeping a security cookie for the site. goddamn.
and two different unusual problems with identical syptoms on the same day?!?

now i'm way buzzing off of no sleep, and enjoying passing out to the
eagles game in HD. good game, and i'm not a die-hard football fan.
culpepper got stripped of the ball a millimeter from the goal line ^^

evilmousse joketsuzoku

evilmousse joketsuzoku

i chose the name for an irc nick when i was 15, 11 years ago. mousse is a character in an anime, ranma 1/2. well known now, and rumiko takahashi (the author)'s newer work, inu yasha, is on cartoon network these days. i think very poorly of viz, the american company that's bought the liscense to her work and does the translating and voiceovers, i think they spoil her work a lot, but that's a different rant. in a sentance: mousse is a master of hidden weapons, keeps an infinite supply in his sleeves, is blind without his glasses, turns into a duck when doused with cold water, and is hopelessly in love with another character, shampoo, who (comedically 1-dimensionally) will never return his love. i liked shampoo, that's why i chose it. it's a little too personal to go into the details of my age-old teen dreams, but i think i know why girls like tarzan. primal, and awesome in their element but not yours. joketsuzoku's the tribe's name. right away, my name got changed to evilmousse. the chat chan i was in already had someone by the nick. i would get opped, and they'd deop me and say "no, that's not realmousse, that's evilmousse". all this is sooo long ago tho, when i was a junior in highschool who had just moved from longtime home in philly to cultural-barren-wasteland suburban minnesota

i've tried to change it once or twice, but it's been my online nick so long it's been hard to shake. it's nice and unique, so i never have problems registering it anywhere.

nicks are phun, i wonder if i'll ever outgrow using one...
i don't chat or watch anime all that much anymore tho

actually, writing this made me remember some things, i wonder if "hammerspace" has entered the vocabulary of cartoon network fans yet. it was one of the more fun words i remember, describing an infinite storeage dimension, (mousse had access to hammerspace through his sleeves) named to explain anime and old loony toons characters ability to pull huge mallets out of nowhere and whack someone on the head.